Saturday, 27 September 2014

SUGAR Worse than heroin, twice as tasty

No more sugar

It's those granulated cyrstals we infuse into our cafinated beverages. The white powdery substance no breakfast cereal can be without, we crave it's stickly caress. It's sugar.

Chemical component,  fructose di carbonate sucrose. Science has now found it to be more addictive than opiates,
A generation of hyped out, buzzed out candy loving kids strung out on Sugar Smacks, Frosties and Coco poofs.

Sugar has beem found to be so addictive that rats

Although sugar wont kill you, but blue batmans may.

Fear of the pay-day

Recent newspaper reports about the hifh accident rate over pay day weekends has lead to an interesting phenomenon, mp one gas gone out,
Town is empty.

The newspapers and their fear mongerjng have lead us all to be sensible with our meagre wages ans instead squander the collective booty on things like food and rent.

Which for me is completely ridiculous.